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This IS My Day Job

How to Eat a Chicken Pot Pie

Let us first assume that you have a Chicken Pot Pie in your possession. The brand does not matter; I prefer homemade or Marie Whatshername…

Jan 2, 2021

How to Eat a Chicken Pot Pie

Jan 2, 2021

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The Haven

Nine Hilarious Things About Global Warming

The look on our kid’s faces when we explain that we had a chance to turn this around but we had to stop “The War on Men.”

Oct 11, 2018

Nine Hilarious Things About Global Warming

Oct 11, 2018

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Slackjaw

10 Super-fun Activities I Did With My Niece While We Waited For You To Come Back From Your Stupid…

1. We painted watercolor pictures! We made one of your house. It’s so beautiful and peaceful. So many happy trees. Look, we drew daddy! But…

Apr 4, 2018

10 Super-fun Activities I Did With My Niece While We Waited For You To Come Back From Your Stupid…

Apr 4, 2018

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

DKNY Announces: The Weinstein Fall Collection for 2017

These clothes sure do make a statement!

Oct 13, 2017

DKNY Announces: The Weinstein Fall Collection for 2017

Oct 13, 2017

Published in
The Haven

The Handmaid’s Tale Ruined My Hair, and WTH, Heather?

I’m sorry, Heather. I love you, I do. I know we went to high school together, and I never believed those rumors about your mom. And I love…

Jul 20, 2017

The Handmaid’s Tale Ruined My Hair, and WTH, Heather?

Jul 20, 2017

This IS My Day Job

This IS My Day Job

So I’ve had stuff in some places. Apparently I’m supposed to say that here. Like Cosmo. And Good Housekeeping. And Slackjaw. And something in Australia.

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